Omegle :D
You:
well i would hope you start with my toes
Stranger:
laugh
Stranger:
lolcats
Stranger:
nibble my ears
Stranger:
does this man mean as in eat me out?!
You:
Hey i think i just talked to you.
Stranger:
or eat me
Stranger:
literally
You:
like one second ago.
Stranger:
kewl beanz
Stranger:
xd
Stranger:
phished
You:
yeah im the black girl.
Stranger:
LOL WHAT
Stranger:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger:
no
You:
lmao :D
Stranger:
way
Stranger:
how did you know it was me?!
Stranger:
WHAT THE FUCK
You:
lolcats
Stranger:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You:
thats how.
You:
you said it last time.
Stranger:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH trade mark lolage
You:
man im good.
Stranger:
omg
Stranger:
that's too funny
Stranger:
mang
Stranger:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'm in hysterics right now
You:
I see that.
Stranger:
are you african continental or like another form of black?
You:
Im gorilla I just told you.
Stranger:
gorilla?
Stranger:
like a fucking gorilla the animal?
You:
yeah.
Stranger:
NOH
Stranger:
WAY
Stranger:
not possibru
You:
yeah you should hear me talk
Stranger:
i'm orangutan then
Stranger:
well half
You:
I run around on all fours and shit.
Stranger:
cos orangutans are indonesian
Stranger:
and i'm half indonesian
Stranger:
so i'm half orangutan
Stranger:
half white bitch
Stranger:
white monkey of england
You:
lmao snow monkey
Stranger:
SNOW MONKEY AHHAHAHA
Stranger:
half orangutan half snow monkey
Stranger:
i'm going to add that to my twitter bio
Stranger:
you are a genius muthafucka
You:
sounds like a good mix. I try
Stranger:
so you're gorillan
You:
yes, yes I am. but im like a quater indian
Stranger:
oh mai got
Stranger:
so your mum is half gorilla half indian?
Stranger:
or your dad?
You:
dad. he is the hairy one.
Stranger:
LOL
You:
Yeah he gets mad and throws his poop everywhere.
You:
it gets real bad.
Stranger:
oh mang
Stranger:
thats a tough lyf
Stranger:
2k11
Stranger:
i don't think you're black
Stranger:
i think you're snow monkey in disguise
Stranger:
or azn monkey
You:
Nope. I full black
Stranger:
but there are many blacks
Stranger:
you have to be from a specific country
Stranger:
WHEEEEYYAARRR
You:
africa.
You:
with my other family lives in the tress
Stranger:
that's a fucking continent, blackmang
You:
trees*
Stranger:
kennot be lyk det
You:
yeah i roamed Africa
^ i was the stranger in that convo. Lolcats :
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